Polyhedral Arcana

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Polyhedral Arcana

 

Dice

rolling

rituals

take many forms.

Punish the bad ones;

smash them with a hammer

if they constantly roll low.

Kiss or blow on them with each roll.

Never touch another gamer’s dice!

Good ones deserve a separate dice bag,

maybe chainmail. Others? Crown Royal bag.

Anoint new dice with holy bourbon—

the higher the proof, the better.

Stack them up in-between rolls.

New character? New dice.

Pray to Great Nuffle.

Encourage them

with whispers;

chant, then

roll.

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