take many forms.
Punish the bad ones;
smash them with a hammer
if they constantly roll low.
Kiss or blow on them with each roll.
Never touch another gamer’s dice!
Good ones deserve a separate dice bag,
maybe chainmail. Others? Crown Royal bag.
Anoint new dice with holy bourbon—
the higher the proof, the better.
Stack them up in-between rolls.
New character? New dice.
Pray to Great Nuffle.