Bad Apple

A little limerick before the Halloween season, inspired by getting reacquainted with Discworld MUD. The extra line is there because I quite liked both, and one of the many valuable lessons from grad school was “Learn the rules, yes, then break them as long as there’s purpose to the divergence!”


Bad Apple
Mauvaise Pomme

There once was a hag– mighty rude,
abusing wette hennes in the nude.
She fondled her broom
and flew to her room
to bathe in the venom she brewed.
(Believing herself quite the prude!)
 


 

 

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